In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
current emotion: that barn from the walking dead
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids